Well here I am...what were your other two wishes?

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Girls: "I want to be inside you.", Guys: "I want you inside me."

Hello. I'm Mr./Ms. Right. I heard you were looking for me?

I was standing over there and couldn't help but notice you were staring at my butt.

Maybe we can go out sometime and grab a bowl of cereal.

Hey, you were in my Intro. to Sex class weren't you?

I'm going to hit on you, ok?

Do you smoke?  Cuz you look smokin to me.

What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

Hey I saw you on Myspace!  Can't forget such a beautiful face.

Fat penguin. (What!?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

What's the difference between a beer and a blow job?  You don't know?  Well, then let me by you a drink.

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

I bet you a drink that I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.  *kiss*  Oh, I guess I lose.

I'm part Irish and couldn't help noticing you look Irish as well.  No?  But, you wish you had some Irish in you, right?  Well, let's grab a drink to discuss this further.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Excuse me, do you hook up with strangers?... No?  Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you wanna have kids with me?... No? Then do you just wanna practice?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

Quit undressing me with your eyes!  Let's go somewhere where you can use your hands.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.  People know me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?

Hey were you looking for me?... if you were, I'll be right over here.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. 

You might not be the best looking person here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

What is a dirty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is classy girl like you doing in a dirty place like this?

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

I want to storm your castle on my steed, m'lady.

I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good.